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Zombie Survival Kit

October 29, 2011
Zombie Survival Kit

I’m packing a law-abiding Zombie Survival Kit. This is like a regular Zombie Survival Kit (something you all should have under your bed), but basically without weapons or anything that explodes: Hallowe’en in prison — while no doubt fascinating — is not how I wish to spend it. So far I have packed: Camera — Why do...

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The Art of Self-Destruction

September 17, 2011
Regrets

In which Dan questions whether he’s a sociopath. I lost one of my best friends the other day. She didn’t die, although based on the way I’ve reacted to her being cut so wholly and abruptly from my life, it feels as if she has. I lost her because I told the truth, and...

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This is me

July 27, 2011
This is me

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Jack Denial’s

February 25, 2011

Trust your instincts, kids; they’re probably right.

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Perfect

February 20, 2011
Perfect

Well, that’s it: I’ve found my dream woman.  That particular life goal has been checked off the list and I can now focus my energy on my career or buying a car or something. In case you’re wondering, here is the lucky lady: As I’m sure you can see from her OKcupid profile, she’s...

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