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As I was walking home a man approached me, shoved me against a shop window, muttered “You startin’ sumfin?” then tried to punch me in the head. Thankfully his friends, who seemed very nonchalant (as if he does this a lot), called out “James” a few times and eventually he responded and carried on walking [...] Well, that’s it: I’ve found my dream woman. That particular life goal has been checked off the list and I can now focus my energy on my career or buying a car or something. In case you’re wondering, here is the lucky lady: As I’m sure you can see from her OKcupid profile, she’s [...] There are many things I dislike. One of them is MC Dizzee Rascal, an “English rapper, songwriter and record producer whose music is a blend of garage, hip hop, grime, ragga, pop and electronic music, with extremely eclectic samples and more exotic styles” (according to Wikipedia). A modern-day poet, you’ve probably heard the works of [...]
Oh dear. I did it again. I seem to be remarkably good at creating a shitstorm over Twitter. At least I didn’t crack a Holocaust joke like last time… this time I was playing with the #BadConversationStarters hashtag where, as the name suggests, users compete to write [...] |
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