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Breaking News: Christians Offended

April 12, 2012
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This ‘news’ article was originally published on MediaWatchWatch back in 2009. I’m on a mission to dig up some of the stuff I’ve had published across the internet and collect it all into one place. I was dead chuffed when Ariane Sherine, founder of the original atheist bus campaign and editor of The Atheist’s...

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Communicating with the Welsh

January 8, 2012

When asked recently about the size of my stewed-end lawn I was a little baffled, but replied it was adequate given the accommodation, although my hydrangeas were a bit off-colour and the border was having a dampening effect on the overall ‘feel’ of the garden.  The speed at which the conversation ended – followed...

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Teddy Mohammad

July 8, 2011
Teddy Mohammad

This satirical article was originally published on UnNews back in 2007. I’m on a mission to dig up some of the stuff I’ve had published across the internet and collect it all into one place. For those who don’t remember the original story: basically a teacher in an Islamic country let her class name...

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The trouble with drinking your problems away…

February 25, 2011

When the news came I blitzed it fast drowned my thoughts in Gentleman Jack and hammered the survivors who tried to fight back hand in hand with Jack Denial’s we killed the memory before it could draw its first breath now it’s funny (as in unusual) because what I ought to know I merely...

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The Ex Factor

February 14, 2011
The Ex Factor

If there’s one rule in the dating game I think we all agree should be abolished, it would have to be the concept of ‘the ex’. Be it your high school sweetheart, the ‘someone’ you met at a club and grabbed a few drinks with, or just that obligatory best friend who at some...

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