DIE IN A FIRE OF DEATH!!!!

Posted by Dan | Posted in Misanthropy, Pedantry | Posted on 26-01-2011

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If you wear this, I am legally allowed to murder you with your own teeth.

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Ah, no, this is all a big mistake. The picture doesn’t show the first half of the slogan on the back: “If your double cream has passed its expiry date, you are most unfortunate; if your single, so am I”. The young lady is merely expressing her preference for single cream, and her hypothetical displeasure at its not being usable e.g. on strawberries.

I hope you can least appreciate how fucking hard I had to work for that 😛

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