Zombie Survival Kit

Posted by Dan | Posted in Blog | Posted on 29-10-2011

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I’m packing a law-abiding Zombie Survival Kit. This is like a regular Zombie Survival Kit (something you all should have under your bed), but basically without weapons or anything that explodes: Hallowe’en in prison — while no doubt fascinating — is not how I wish to spend it.

So far I have packed:

  • Camera — Why do you never see these in zombie movies? Absolutely essential
  • Stationery — Never leave home without it
  • Red marker pen — Explanation here
  • Toothbrush — Because clean teeth are happy teeth
  • First Aid Kit
  • Alcohol — Disinfectant, explosive, alcoholic
  • Zippo — When lighting a Molotov, you have to look cool. A disposable lighter just won’t do
  • Those things girls put in their hair which you can use to pick locks — To pick locks
  • Condoms — Avoid infection
  • Paper map — In case Google Maps goes down
  • Chocolate
  • Sellotape
  • Stapler — Backup weapon
  • A little bubble blower thing I got given at my cousin’s wedding — I’ve kept it this long in the hope I’ll eventually find a use for it. No sense to stop now
  • Toilet paper — Nothing worse than running out of this
  • Monocular
  • Flashlight
  • Cloth to clean my glasses
  • Fingerless gloves — They make you feel powerful
What am I missing? I’ll post a photo of me decked out in all this on Monday.  😀
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6 comments
tessmac
tessmac

Love the photos here...Awesome!!

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Hahaha! You made my day! I just can't imagine the Zombie survival kit! What kind of drink is that? Got curious...

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Stephanie Barnes
Stephanie Barnes

It's cool!I'd like to taste that purple drink you have that making you lose one point of being a man hahaha!

VictoriaNicole23
VictoriaNicole23

It's so hilarious!I don't know that there is a zombie survival kit.That's really fun!Hahaha!

fergusonsarah
fergusonsarah

Haha! It was a very funny kit.. Thanks for sharing.. The next time I will become a zombie I will definitely packed this things.. Zombie surely can't live with pit that stuff.. :)